I was wearing my halter top, same one that I wore the first time Ron took me to his room lat week. And a pair of shorts, and yes, I did wear panties. ...Plus, socks and sneakers. Ten minutes went by, and I had finished my wine cooler. A second was brought out without me even asking for it. Then Reggie came out, spoke to Ron briefly, and Ron came over, gave me a kiss on the lips, and said "Have fun, I'll be over there out of the way."I giggled, patting his ass saying "Good, enjoy the show."Then. “A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Ontario border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though, and some kale chips, but they wouldn’t share.”When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing loudly fearing retribution from conservatives, who will make them work instead of providing entitlements. Rumors have been circulating about. “Retrieve my interceptors first. Then we’ll decide what to do about the pods.”A little later.“What did you do?” Arlene and Ann asked in unison as Ship deposited them on the bridge.“I got tired of playing with the aliens and gave Ship permission to do as she pleased. Probably what I should have done to start with, although destroying it would have resulted in the deaths of the beings that are now in those pods.”Arlene stared at her husband, “The Paladins and the drones just ... disappeared with. “Short hair. Small tits. And librarian.”“And that makes you perfect.”Almost. We’re not in the middle of a lot of family stuff. Like many modern families, we’re dispersed, spread out, but occasionally something draws the far-flung branches together. In our case, it was a remotely located aunt who passed away.We flew to Ohio together for the funeral.Cousins we hadn’t seen in years were, like us, gathering for the funeral of the family’s matriarch.I stretched to recognize aged faces, trying to tie.