The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets ...on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are dated but are still funny...1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10. Susan smiled broadly as her orgasm slowly ebbed and her breathing returned to normal. Jason crawled up the teen's body until his cock was nestled at the entrance to her virgin pussy. I think it's time to take your cherry Susan. Don't you?” Susan gasped for breath and tried to speak. “I, guess, so.” Jason shoved the head of his cock into Susan untried hole. Her lips spread to accept Jason's hard cock. She gasped again. “Oh!” Jason fed her a bit more cock until he was pressed against. I asked her "Hey do u need a drive" and She said" No thank"and until she look at my face and she seem like she remember me.So she ran to our car and thank to me again and tell my mom about everything happen.I was a little shy.But I quickly one the door and let her in.So in the car my mom started asking the question about her.My said "what is your name,name honey"and she said 'Cherry.'Is kinda weird but i like it and mom too because we both love cherry flower.And my mom realize that she live in. . you know.”“I know. I sometimes dream about that, too. But that’s not what I mean. I can’t talk about my dreams. Not that I don’t want to, but there aren’t words. I stumble all over and get frustrated. I ... I ... can’t...” Damnit! My throat was closing up on me and words were like balloons that were all let go at the same time and I was running back and forth trying to catch one.“Shh. Arthur, look at me.” I focused on her eyes. They were a pretty blue. I could make that color in paint. Maybe.