My parents were fairly liberal about drinking like I had said, since in a few months it would have been legal for me back home anyway, but they still ...didn't want me getting into trouble.I had a 1am curfew and if I came home plastered I was grounded. This seemed fair enough, although I hadn't been grounded since I was 14. It was a balmy night so I threw on my favourite pair of Diesel jeans and a t-shirt with a beachy print. To complete my getting ready schedule I put on my flip-flops and. ."What ... You're coming empty handed?"Wise Italian GrandfatherAn old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated... 38 revolver, so you will always remember me." But grandpa, I really don't like guns ... How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of. Im sorry, mistress! I cried. I was overwhelmed! I tried to catch my breath as I begged forgiveness. You think you can get away with that shit? You think you can do whatever the fuck you want and not have to pay up. Well, youre wrong. Im not about to get you off before I get mine. Stand up. I pushed myself up off the bed and stood at attention. I didnt dare face her, instead, stared forward, examining the wall in front of me as if it would be a question on a test. Jennifer climbed up and. The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”Trump replied, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”So the Pope slapped him.A man died one day and went to heaven. As he stood in front.