" But I'm a really good actor. I got the lead in both Giselle and AsYou Like It, didn't I? And I'm much better at playing a girl thanCorey Haim, Ale...x Linz, or Chad Lowe, or even that little French boy inthat rose movie. Isn't that enough, mommy?"Blair, can't you understand that I want you to be a real girl, not apretend one?" I want to be a real girl for you, mommy, but I can't grow girls'breasts." And why not, sweetie? Why have you changed your mind? There havebeen weeks when all you. .. in damn near forty-five years. I know, I know but Candice, honey, humor me. 'Sides, if-n —" he stopped, looked at me, frowned and looked back at her, "— might make some sense to train someone as a backup."She glared at him. "I don't need help, damn you. Don't you have someone else feet to get under?" I ain't givin' on this one, Candice. The boy stays here."They stared at each other and I swallowed hard wishing like all hell I had come in late and missed all this. Finally, Grandma looked away. I'll tell her that you're looking for someone with better self control."He looked over at me. I could see that he hadn't gotten what he really wanted. I hadn't agreed to leave Eileen alone. Jane was his sister though, and he had been sincere in his worry for her. After a minute, he stuck out his hand, and we shook on it. To most people, the hand shake wouldn't make any sense, but to Bill and I, it meant that we'd made a binding agreement. I think that both of us wondered whether our friendship. The penalty for up-skirting is not something i want to face. The two things that get me wanting up-skirts more and more is of course getting to see the ultimate prize of knowing what kind of panties a woman is wearing under her skirt or if she is even wearing any at all. The second thing is the adrenaline rush which comes from knowing you might possibly get caught. It was about a week ago when i had went to the dollar store and spotted a sexy granny wearing a long purple skirt. She had to be in.