No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.15. Be careful about reading the f...ine print ... there's no way you're going to like it.16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable. Then I asked her to change sides. Soon after I gave her a second orgasm from me sucking her nipple, the doorbell rang and the girls ran. Well not Judy but she tried to waddle faster than she had before.I got the door, paid the boy, and took the pizza. As soon as I closed the door the girls were all over the pizza. The box was taken into the dinning room and my daughters got everyone soda to drink, paper plates, and napkins. Judy really was eating for two. She ate more pizza than I did.As we. As soon as I had promised to share my secrets about taking care of babies, I had been questioned, again and again. The new things that I had been able to tell them hadn’t really been that big, but especially one of them had some serious impact.I had been able to remember that while Thyra had been small, Saga’s mother had avoided all spicy foods. She had been talking with my mother and said that it didn’t necessarily make the baby sleep better, but some of the babies might get cranky if the. ’ ‘By the way, Laura,’ I asked as we got up. ‘President Wellman is having his pre-Thanksgiving parties next week. When are we invited?’ ‘Monday night.’ Laura said. ‘That’s when he’s having the Council and the Chief and us and some of the Town businesspeople there. Tuesday night is the Faculty reception, and you and I will be doing it all over again.’ ‘Would you do me a favor?’ I asked. ‘Get with him on the guest list for Monday night. I want to make sure certain people are there…’ Part 20 –.