"Just feel free to wander around. If you see anything you like..." The statement was loaded with implication. "If you feel like skinning down, just dr...op your stuff in this room--find yourself a corner or something--it'll be easier to get yourself together that way when you're ready to split. Have fun."With that the blonde pulled a pair of granny-glasses out of her pocket, put them on, and dropped the wrapper onto a chair to show herself as a rather chunky nude with a thick waist and a wealth of. I might be vile and pernicious, but you can’t look away.I make you think I’m delicious with the stuff that I say.I’m the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet?I’m the slime oozing out from your TV set.”-Frank Zappa, “I’m The Slime““In five ... four...”The technician finished the countdown with his fingers and pointed at Contessa Helena de San Finzione. She sat in a Louis XV chair, completely naked except for jewelry. Emerald earrings and her tiara adorned her head. Her wedding ring, her. I knew the delights that lie between those tan thighs and just under that short white skirt. As she sat there eyes closed and listening to the rain on the convertible top, I couldn’t help myself. I let my hand wander over and ever so lightly rest on her thigh just above the knee. With no objection, I let it rest more fully on her leg and then after a couple moments I cautiously moved it a bit higher. I paused in this new position for a tentative few seconds, then moved it again very slowly.. If she had just been a plain-Jane none of the sordid things that had been forced on her in the last few months would ever have occurred. On the other hand, she probably would never have gotten Dave either--if she hadn't been beautiful she thought as she took another drink of the stinging liquorShe wondered if there couldn't be a middle-ground somewhere--something in between--that must be where real happiness lies.So many of her almost, but not quite plain, girl friends from school were settled.