Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887,... he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.”Now THAT is how it’s done, Folks, in politics!Say thanks to Pepere for this one.COW HIT BY A LIMO:A cow suddenly runs. “That’s messy,” Mia commented coolly. Dazed, I didn’t notice immediately that Mia wasn’t surprised at seeing a guy’s dick or how he cums. Exactly what had my girlfriend done with that shitty ex-boyfriend, Landon?Mia grabbed a handful of tissues from the box on the end table and dabbed my belly clean before cleaning her hands. I thought we would be done with our explorations so I sat up and reached for my underwear. Mia pushed me down on my back again and climbed on top of me. Mia and I went. Now Elf Slut and Orc Cunt I have some bad news for you, I will be busy for a while with more important things, such as supervising the cleaning of my home. Until I return the rules for your conduct will be put up on a display board and any breaking of those rules will be punished severely. When I get back I expect Elf Slut to have made considerable progress in her training or I will be unhappy. Elf Slut you may have one more taste of your Mistress’s cunt to remind you of what you will be. They held hands.“Valerie, dear — do you drink coffee? Would you like some?”“Yes, please.”“I know Carter isn’t keen on it.”“I’m developing a taste for it,” he replied. “I’ll have some with cream.”“Black for me,” Valerie added.“Would you like some breakfast?” Eleanor asked. “Some cereal — we have corn flakes.”“We get cereal all the time at the cafeteria,” Carter remarked.“Well, then, how about an English muffin?”“Oooh,” Valerie replied, “I’d love one of those — with peanut butter if you have.