But dear God, how I wanted to say something.How I wanted to grab her shoulders and physically shake some sense into Kate.It was difficult not to resen...t my wife and let her have a piece of my mind.Despite always reminding myself to be understanding and to abide by our wedding vows, Kate, well, she hadn’t really been my wife, or present in our married life, in years. The pills and the wine and her recently discovered penchant for melodramatic bullshit meant that my wife’s entire world revolved. What do you want to do?”“I guess I just want to touch you all over and have you touch me all over, too.”“Well, I guess we could take off our clothes,” I said, not knowing what else to do.“Okay, look, we are going to take off our clothes, right? Not counting my shoes and socks, I have four pieces of clothing on. How many do you have?”“Not counting my shoes and socks, three,” I said.“Okay, let’s take off our shoes and socks together, then I will take off my dress and then we will take turns. . Come on you lazybones in the second row. You can do more than five squats.“Pushups men’s style is only hands and toes down on the ground, I mean, deck. Lady’s style is knees and hands down. The more well-endowed ladies don’t have that far to go down before they can push back up. I know from experience that Chrissy uses the men’s style so men, please don’t cheat.“Situps are next. Ladies, flat on your backs. Men, hold her ankles. Chrissy has already done more than 10 so get moving ... Chrissy,. I heard a few screams and shouts as I helped out and completely removed my thong. The girls then all saw my cock hanging down in all its glory for the first time.With the chief bridesmaid still on her knees, I removed her blindfold. Kat said, “Wow” as she saw my swollen cock for the first time. Then to my surprise, she was joined by the mother of the bride, who knelt down beside her.I grabbed my tin of spray cream and spread a line along the length of my cock; I then offered it to the chief.