She waved it around a little. “That part of me is excited too,” she admitted.“You have a pussy and a dick!” I enthused drunkenly, “and a pre...hensile tentacle dick at that! That is so hot!”“It’s not a dick,” she said shyly. “Our fertilization happens in my slit. This part,” she said waving it a little, and it was getting a bit moist-looking, “This part lays eggs,” She said, waving the tentacle.I had my fingers spreading my lips still, and I was feeling itchy. I started brushing my fingers across. Andrews. Of course, this was the first year in which the championship had been staged on the Old Course, so all it really meant was that Tess was low scorer for opening day.We were assured, however, by several somewhat excited officials of the facility, that it also was the low women's score for any competitive round in the history of the course.It made all the papers in the British Isles, and I imagine that it was reported back in the U.S.A, as well.The second round wasn't quite the artistic. The fire took off andbasically caught all three of them on the stairs going to the secondfloor. They never had a chance," Smitty interjected.Yep, never had a chance, especially when you have a bunch of zerosbacking you up and responsible for getting water on the fire," Sean saidangrily."Zeros, you mean cowards don't you, there wasn't one set of balls onthat engine that night." Smitty bowed his head down as he said that.Right after he said that they all suddenly looked at me sheepishly. . "Don't panic brother, I know what happened to you, and it's my fault that made it, and I will solve this mess of yours, brother" she said and pulled the shoulder bag out of the fat friar's lap, exposing that his pole was still hard. "I'm so sorry my child, I don't think..." before he finished his words, she silenced him with a kiss, soft but firm. The fat friar felt his whole body go numb when her delicate lips touched his rough thick lips. Instead of doing anything to stop this sinful game, he.