" "Okay we will mom have fun." As I hang up the phone I chug the glass of water I grabbed and head out to the back yard. "Hey Stephanie, mom's not gon...na be home till tomorrow and we can have some friends over." All the girls started screaming and jumping up and down in the water. It was hotter than hell now that I had been working all afternoon and I decided to jump in. Screw a swim suit, I just took off my shoes and jumped into the water in what I was wearing. A few of the girls laughed and. She shouted a bit then cried then it went all quiet and I didn't know whether to get my clothes on or stay under the quilt.After 15mins they both came out of the bathroom and Ian said to me "everything is fine now, Jane would like to have a glass of wine" Jane sat at on a chair at the dressing table right in front of me and Ian sat on the end of the bed. Jane was wearing a gorgeous skin tight short red dress with black suspender belt and pretty black lace top stockings. She had her legs crossed. Mmmmmm."Long pause."Mmmmmm back. How ya been?" Good. You?" Missing you. Good to see you again." You too. Good to be back again. Got you a present! Here, happy day that ends in Y." Goof!" What, birthday ends in Y!" Aw, that's perfect! You always know what to get me." You're easy to buy for."Pause."I have got to be the luckiest man alive." How do you figure?" Well, I have a wife whom I love madly, and who loves me madly back, and..." ... and?" And ... I'm most likely the only guy in the world. “I’m’ going to get a shower.” He chugged the rest of his drink. “No, wait until after dinner. We can all three take one.” Christina smiled at her daughter. “Sound good?” Carla nodded. “Ok, but I’m starving, is it almost ready?” Carter crunched on some ice. “Not even close. But here, I made some guacamole.” Christina gently grabbed her husband’s limp cock and guided him into the kitchen. Carla got up and walked to the table by the front door. She reached into her purse and pulled out a pack of.