"Tableau Vivant: 4Close up of Doctor Val fellating Heinrich. Her mouth easily encapsulates his penis, scarlet lips making contact with scrotal sack, t...awny hairs collected under her nostrils. Renate is practically out of shot, only the tip of her tongue, furtively jabbing at Heinrich's balls, is visible.Text: 4Heinrich gets a hell of a good sucking."I just love this job," says Sister Renate."And I love Heinrich's dick," says Doctor Val.Tableau Vivant: 5Renate is biting the penis. Heinrich's mien. More drinking, dancing and highly intellectual conversation like " Yeah George it hasn't rained much this year, the bloody hay is looking crook" and shit like that.I decided it was time to depart. I found the local guys sitting around a keg of beer and they were so pissed they could not stand up let alone drive. " Hey give us a headjob Laura," shouted one goon. I told him if he could stand up I would. He fell over while trying to stand which sort of proved my point. An eight-mile walk loomed. Being I really like helping out this sexy lady and her son whenever I can I oblige. Upon arriving I realize her son is not home, my wife is at work and as we talk in the driveway, she is in a some workout cloths short and tight showing off her amazing natural curves. As we go in the house and enter the living room I don't see anything big enough to hang so of course my mind starts to wonder. I ask what we are hanging, she ask me to hang an eyelet in the ceiling in the hallway. This thing is. Most of the time. I had no interest in being a bully, or in throwing my excess weight around in the clubhouse. None. I could be a sweetheart, to anybody who would give me half a chance.Maybe, though, I was a little easier to piss off than Tejada was. First week in March, in only our fourth exhibition game, this kid up from Ottawa, Clewis Chambers, hit a ground ball to shortstop and, when the Marlins' infielder picked it up cleanly and prepared to throw to first, Chambers immediately quit.