The other three members of the team had been sick with the flu,so when Friday's practice session wrapped up and the girl's hit the shower's he decided... to watch them through a small spy hole that was unnoticeable to any one but himself.He had always took pleasure in viewing the lovely young ladies as they showered and never really noticed anything unusual when all five showered together after practice but he had the sneaking suspicion that things could get steamy and not just the showers!As. "Oh John, thank you so much and I placed my hand over hisshoulder and fought the seat belt until I could kiss him. When I letgo, my kiss-proof lipstick hadn't lived up to its name so I startedsearching through my shoulder bag until he stopped me and pulled outhis own. "Use mine, I want an imprint of your lips on my handkerchief."So I did what he asked and opened my lips slightly, slipped a sectionof the hankie between my lips and pressed down. "There you are, almostperfect but it will wash. It's a shame they'll never meet.My wife accused me of being immature.I told her to get out of my fort.Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.Then they call me ugly and poor.How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?One, they're efficient and not very funny.What do you call a dog with no legs?It doesn't matter; it's not going to come.Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay.You have my Word.What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree. My ex-husband and I, for all our differences, certainly were compatible in that area.I was at my daughter's one afternoon cleaning up the back yard, just trying to help her out cause she was a student and was renting the house from me that my ex and I shared when we were married. It was mid afternoon and she was in class and my husband had gone down to the coast for a few days to fish. I had worked up quite a sweat and decided to go in and rinse off.I had brought a bottle of wine and I stopped.