I mean the GPS looked pretty smart on my dash board, but the lady inside that gadget was the most annoying, rudest person I had run into in a long tim...e. Every 10 minutes, she would sarcastically say, "Re-calc-u-lating." You would think that she could be nicer. It was like she could barely tolerate me. She would let go with a deep sigh and then tell me to make a U-turn at the next light. Then if I made a right turn instead. Well, it was not a good relationship...When I get really lost now, I. . into this ... uh, where in the world are we? This doesn't look like the settlement." I wouldn't know," Terisa shot back. "I've never been there." And you aren't there, now, either, I bet," Talina ventured."I think we've been hijacked," Elaine said, and closed her eyes, hoping for a vision that might clarify what was happening to them."You mean, 'kidnapped', Mom," Terisa corrected her in her bored, sarcastic voice. "Hijacking is what you do to things and Kidnapping is what you do ... well,. I sat back trying to comprehend what she had just told me.“Why did you tell this to me today?” I asked.“I have an invitation for you Sir” she said.Another question mark on my face and she read it.“Sir this is not just a normal swapping.” She paused.“Then.?”“This is a group sex activity” , she said.This woman was like adding spice with every statement.“Can you please explain completely at one go. I can’t take this bits and pieces of your story”“Well sir” she began, “This is a party. It is a. She was a sweet little thing, petite and thin, her light blonde hair cut short. She wore a big smile as we docked the boat. “You okay?” she inquired. “I’m fine April”, Nicole shot back, more than a little aggravated that her friend interrupted our little tryst. Nicole introduced us, and I tried to hide my fascination with this young elfin girl. Turned out she was seeing Nicole’s younger b*****r Ned. She said she was “almost 14”, but Ned was only 13 (big difference, I thought to myself.) “Your.