Woh mujhe randi, saali sab kuch bula rahe the aur woh mujhe zyaada turn on kar raha tha. Thodi der mein woh mere chut ke andar hi apna pura maal relea...se kar diya. Fir hum dono ne nahake bahar aagaye.Us shaam ko main unko chai puchne gayi thi.Main: Sasur ji, chai piyenge?Sasur: Nahi doodh piyunga.Main: Doodh?Sasur: Tere chuche ke doodh. Blouse nikal ke pilao.Main: Abhi? Mere pati aajenge.Sasur: Main usse darta nahi hun.Yeh kahke woh mujhe apne godhi mein bitake. Mere boobs ko blouse ke upar se. Six pints in, tie askew, sweaty, aging skin loose and jowly. Washed up on my table, spun into me by a social eddy, pushed loose from his office friends by a strange current in the busiest pub in London. He looked down at me, searching for comprehension in my eyes. ‘And then they get the wrong answers,’ he continued, his logical emphatic. There seemed to be nothing to say but he was determined, his palm spread on my table as he swayed, his thoughts crystalising. ‘Take you. You’re sitting here as. It was only later that I found out she hadn’t read the instructions correctly, it said that on no account should alcohol be consumed within 24 hours of taking a pill. She took a pill just before we left home, we had a lovely dinner and the evening was going fine. That is until after she’d had two glasses of champagne. Suddenly she was just sitting there with a smile on her face and looking blankly into space. She was as high as a kite. Well this evening is over, I better go call a taxi and. No one but theacrobats has done this before. They insist that you be the first to seeit." Well then, we shouldn't keep our guests waiting," Caligula grinned at theprospect.Agippa led the way and the Praetoriun Guard fell in to flank the Emperor.On a signal from the Tribune Cassius, the father of the plan, the mensurrounding him drew their swords in the private passage way for theEmperor and his guests. No one knew who was the first to thrust theirsword into the flesh of Caligula as he received.