You see my friend, Joey Chang. He take care of you…get good guys to see Kweilo slut.” Jimmy was very business-like, knowing he was looking at a bi...g, big tip if everything went smoothly. “But you must remember – take good care of Joey. He lose money if he help you…give you his customers.” Jimmy switched back to Mandarin, speaking slowly enough for me to understand. “Maybe you give him the girl for a little while…he is open to bargain.” I was trying so hard to maintain a calm, cool front but I. .I mean we're...we're not really like that, I was just k**ding around, I mean we really don't watch that stuff. Oh, it's degrading to women. We don't...I mean...well maybe a little, but just soft porn." Poor Mike just kept on digging himself a deeper hole. By this time another frat brother, whose name was Giovanni, but whom everyone called Jack had entered the room. Jack started in on (with what the guys later told me is one of his routine speeches) about how "you Americans are so uptight about. Avarariyathae njan ammayode roomilae alamaraykku pirakil irunnu.Amma maxiyayirunnu ittatha.Avar roomilakk kayariya udanae moosayum alaviyum avarude dress oori maatti.Athu kanda amma avarude muricha karim kunna thalodan thudangi.Randu perudayum kunna nalla muzhutha nedhra pazham pola enikk thoni.Nalla valippam.Athu kand njn albudhathodae ninnu.But ammayude mukhath oralbudhavum illayirunnu.Ithokkae ethra kandathanannoru baavam.Amma avaruda kunna thalodi kondirikkae avar ammaya umma vekkan. She sat me down near the front on the right hand side, with a load of other guys, then came over and handed me a piece of paper with a large number five written on it.She went to sit on a chair at the back of the stage along with a couple of other girls. They huddled into conversation for a few minutes then she walked up to the front of the stage and grabbed a microphone from its stand."Gentlemen, and especially Ladies, welcome to the charity auction. This time, it is the guys' turn to be sold..