But this move smacks of desperation. And if Dan Preston runs into trouble in the early innings, exactly who does Paul Warren have in mind to come in b...ehind him and put his finger in the dike?"Susan had spent Friday night at Dan's house, and he read the story aloud to her over coffee in bed Saturday morning."They act like you're ready to join AARP," she said."Listen to you! You, who never misses an opportunity to remind me that I'm an old, old man!" Well, God knows you are well-past your prime,. No sense wasting the smell if thats what you want she chuckled. The odor today was pretty ripe I opened the toilet lid on my knees and peered into the bowl..There were several dark brown logs and some soft pudding piled all together and some stained paper.Immediatly my cock started tenting my short PJ bottoms.Joan noticed and said seems to me you enjoy this for another reason dont you?Yes I confessed I do get sexually aroused. I thanked her for being on time, told her my name, and before she could tell me hers, I told her her name would be Nora while in my presence. She looked at me with a puzzled face, I said don't ask and led her into the sitting room and seated her on the couch. I took the chair opposite her and began the interview. I told her who I was, how I came into some money and that I was looking for a woman to pretend to be my wife, the aforementioned Nora, while I lived out my deepest and darkest. . What’s to tell?” Begins Frances. “I’m 35 ... I work here, at the Burslem Pottery Museum, part-time, as a guide ... Anything you want to know about pottery, or The Potteries, I’m your woman...” She smiles, then gets back to her story... “I’m married, for, ohhh, 12 years now ... To Erik ... And we’ve got six children...” She smiles again.“Busy lady ... How old are they?”“My oldest son is 11, my youngest is 2 ... And I’ve got 4 spaced out between ... Four boys and two girls. And...” She pauses,.