IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL TH...E BAD GIRLS LIVE.5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION? SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF,. I knew that kind of thing was going to happen, especially at an all girl college, and it really didn't bother me, I just ignored them. I had never really thought about being with a girl, it just didn't make a lot of sense to me. It's not like they're going to take you out and buy you dinner. I have kissed one of my friends before, but we were both drunk, and it didn't really do anything for me. Just then someone came up behind me, put one hand on my left tit, one hand between my legs, and. I finally made it to the double metal door and waited for Miss Frobisher to open it. I waited. And waited. Maybe the time seemed to drag on because I felt so miserable and cold. I wondered if she’d forgotten me. Shit. No, not possible. After what seemed like a half hour, but was probably more like ten minutes, the door finally opened and Miss Frobisher appeared in front of me. She gasped when she saw me. ‘What the hell happened to you?’ she asked, as she pulled me into the warm, dry. They get silly too like they're playing hide and seek or something and say stuff like, " Where are you pretty lady? Where are you? We're gonna get you pretty lady! We're gonna get you!"While she is crying and running all around the house trying to find a hiding place, all of the men take off their clothes. Then when all of their clothes and their underwear and everything are off they find her and bring her back.Then they hold her and take off all of her clothes. Then when all of her clothes are.