" "This is perfect timing; I just signed in three ladies. I'm sure they'llenjoy having you in their foursome." He jumped again because this time Idid ...bite him. He was teaming us up with a real woman! She'll surely knowI'm not a real girl."You mean those two dykes on the putting green?" "They're not dykes," Bob said indignantly. "They're not? You should have seen them when you were dancing with theirgirl friend. They were whispering and giggling like two school girls. Bythe way, where is their. It turned out that Mary, one of the girls I’d gone to high school with, had gotten pregnant and had to go home in disgrace. Her parents had been friends with mine and they somehow ended up sharing information. So, my parents had been on a mission to check up on me and intervene if necessary, to stop me from ruining my life and possible future if necessary.They left grinning from ear to ear, believing that despite what they’d heard, I was in a stable relationship with a nice young man, not. My partner's hands were all over me during the slow numbers, as were Amy's partners."I need the loo," I shouted in his ear. Then he shouted something in my ear.I went bright red and giggled then headed for Amy. Have you ever known a girl to go to the bog on her own?Taking Amy by the hand I led her down the corridor and we shared a stall."He told me to loose the undies!" Who did?" He did when I told him I needed the loo." Are you going to?" No!" It might be fun." What might?" Going back without. Yours and Emily’s. Well?” Nina announced.“Sorry, no. I’m just not cut out for this. It’s just ... not me. I’ve tried. I honestly shouldn’t have wasted your time and mine ... and Emily’s. And Steve’s. It was wrong of me, not to call you a ‘starter wife,’ but to make you one in the first place. It was wrong of me to ask you to marry me to try to make Emily jealous, so she’d crawl back to me. I used you for that. I’m ... sick to my stomach, just thinking of it.“God, I really can be a dick, can’t.