Please read the first part for more understanding. Those who are bored to read the previous part, let me give a small summary of it.I am a mallu, and ...was invited to Mumbai by my college teacher Bhavna (Who is also a mallu) who has a hubby who is not sexually active with his small useless dick. I went there and we talked with her hubby, Arjub who is a great entrepreneur and told that me and Bhavna will have a relationship of pure lust to save him from a divorce. He silently agreed and thus our. The man turns to her and say,"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me."To which she replied:"If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."Influantes StatsA businessman boarded a train and finds himself sitting next to a beautiful woman. He notices that she is reading a book about sexual statistics. He asked about this, and she will answer:"This is a very interesting book. So the Indians are those whose penis is longer, and Britons are those who know. The police man asked me to tell him what had happened so i did the police also said they had taken a blood sample from with my mom consent and i was nagative for being under the influence.(but that i ready new because i hadnt drunk anything that night) the police officer said "get some sleep and recover im sorry sorry for what happened to you" i smiled but i noticed my teeth was all broken and few days later i was released from the hospital but was told to have bed rest from the next two weeks. " She is not even a friend let alone a girlfriend." Whatever." What's going on?" She got caught in Manhattan selling cocaine and we turned her to get her supplier." Jesus." Got it in one. Seems we got a gaping hole of a leak there and La Familia found out when we tried a sting. One dead DEA agent and one of his crew dead. We ended up finding a couple grams of cocaine after all that. The business got shot to shit in the Big Apple and La Familia not pleased we think actually gunned down Jesus. We.
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