Maybe we could havehelped each other. Maybe I wouldn't be where I was now. But, she wasdead. Victim of an 'accidental' overdose. About as accident...al as I wasplanning."You know. You're one of the lucky ones who got to spend at least partof their lives as a woman. Look at me...I'm nearly sixty, I've been wearingdresses as long as I can remember and I will NEVER look like a woman!Christ. I just want this over with. I'm so tired of living a lie!Jahna just looked at me with those big blue. "HOLY CRAP, LADY! SIMMER DOWN!" I shouted from behind cover.I saw the enormous, meaty, hands grasp the edge of the counter as herchipped, brown, nails dug into the wood like claws. Lifting herself overthe tabletop, she peered down at me and smiled like a shark appraising ableeding diver. Her teeth weren't yellow, they were black like tar, withslime leaking from between the gums. "Sorry, honey, you got a light?" Uh," I looked down at my naked body and shrugged, "sorry, fresh out." What fuckin'. I dropped it into the cake batter, but you’ll be fine.” Then her last son runs in the room, and he says, “Mom, mom, I...” And the mother cuts him off and says, “I know, I know, you pissed out a bee bee. It’s my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you’ll be fine.” But then son says, “No, no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!”An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks,. ” His fingers really felt good in her pussy.“So, no home run, no intercourse?”“No.”“Then…what happened?”“He put his hand in my panties, and he put my hand on his thing and made me, you know…,”“Jack him off?”“Yes! I’m so sorry mom!” Claire sobbed. “He was so cute and such a good kisser! I tried to stop him but he wanted to have sex with me so bad, I just thought I could, you know…, use my hand and…”“Yes, I know,” Darlene said softly. “The lessor of many evils.”“Exactly!” Darlene said. “But Tony.