" No," I agreed, "Beer sounds good, Flying Horse?" No, cool box in the van," he said.We went down and there was a couple of tins of Lidle own brand be...er, tastes like cats piss, not that I drink cats piss but its like you expect cats piss to taste."Agggghh," we heard someone shout.Tony taps the window, "Better get inside see what's on," he says."Right," I says."Agghhhhh!" he wails again and we legs it up the stairs."Fucking hell!" I shouted, there was Lionel in his stockings and suspenders. I was wearing only my boxer and my white u shirt..as i opened she was there fully clothed (pijama) yet so astonishing..."i'm 28 but that milf drives me crazy..." i thought..she looked little nervous saying " sorry.. you know how to temporarily fix a broken water pipe? i called a plumber but he said its too late and he couldnt come before tomorrow" just a minute" i said , getting my apartment keys from inside and then following her on the building stairs "what exactly happened?" i asked."i was. Meri mausi kuch din mere ghar par rukne wali thi aur meri mausi bhi job karti h isliye unka beta ruka tha unke sath mera ghar par aur subah me mausi job karne chali gayi aur meri mummy bhi papa ke sath ghumne chali gayi aur ghar me main aur meri mausi ka ladka tha aur hum dono log ek dusre ke sath baaten karne lage aur party ke bare me ek dusre se baaten karne lage aur hasi majak karne lage. Hum dono log ek dusre se baaten kar rahe the aur baat karte karte meri mauski ka ladka mujhe lip kiss. My protestations were brushed aside, and she bored in until I admitted why I had ceased my vigil. She offered to have a comfortable chair set in the corner of her rooms, so I could relax while I watched, and have a glass of wine. Of course I refused. It wouldn't have been proper. But I did sit and listen as a string of women came to me for advice, describing what this or that lover had done to them, and asking how they should frame their instructions on how to please them more thoroughly.Of.