’ The window slammed in his face as he heard her scream, ‘I’VE CHANGED THE FUCKING LOCK, GO BACK TO THE OWNER OF THE CUNT YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING ...FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF HOURS.’ Standing in front of the house amongst the mess of his belongings laying forlornly in his front garden, David Noble started to realise the mess he had made of yet again another marriage. If only he could learn to keep his cock zipped up he wouldn’t have to keep paying out on stupid divorce settlements. But some people never. I wonder what it's going to be like to have periods?"What's your name?" asked Moose Number One.Simone, I hate that name, she thought. What does the K, stand for now? "I'm Karen," she said."Do you live around here?" asked Moose Number Two."Not exactly, well, not close?" she said. Where do I live now? She wondered. Maybe I'll remember.With the help of two beasts of burden, the trip to the charity boxes took hardly anytime at all.As the bags fell into the bins, Karen felt the last of her old life. This particular night I,d become friendly with a fellow named Horst Engels who was there with two stunning females blondes Inga his younger sister and Helga a friend. Horst was quite attractive typical blonde with blue eyes, muscular athletes build, the females similar with his sister,s titties large and barely contained by the white silk blouse she wore under a blue cashmere sweater and tight slacks that seemed painted on shapely long dancers legs. My airmen colleagues had to head back at. .. there’s no power. I’ve got a splitting headache. I’ve eaten way too much pizza and cake. My stomach feels like it is going to explode. I’ve consumed way too much alcohol. This place looks and smells like a rubbish tip. I look and smell like a rubbish tip. I feel like a rubbish tip. My girlfriend has just run off with her gym instructor. I’ve been out of work for three months now. My savings are nearly depleted. I won’t be able to live here much longer because of that. I think I have wrecked.