Until the crab can walk straight, he’ll never marry my daughter.”The next day, the doors of the throne room burst open and in strode Charlie the c...rab, he walked straight up to the king, threw a claw around his shoulders and said:“Man, am I pissed!”Thank jmcnally ‎ for this one... Son - “Dad - I want to get into organised crime when I grow up”Father - “That’s nice son - Private or Government?”Some random Thoughts ... from a friend of J & G.Al Gore took Viagra and got three inches taller.... "Stay there - I'll be there in a few minutes," I told him. I didn't care about the car anymore - I still could do that tomorrow. But I really needed to talk to this guy - I just hoped that he will not find out about what happened so far.I showed up at the bar only 10 minutes after he called. I barely knew this guy - he was only my intermediary - but he kept checking on how everything's going. He has a lot more to lose than I do - satisfied clients and bigger money. He sat at a table that was. . you take it.”“Nope ... you’re older ... first born female. I don’t want it.”“Aw, c’mon ... it’s only an hour,” Cyn said.Remembering every time she used the excuse of being one day older to put me in my place, “Not even the same day. Not even.”“Surprise Me Flintkote!” Cyn and her crocodile tears. Too many times.Then she sneezed. sneetCyn is the only Flintkote alive that has had her appendix out. In the recovery process she discovered just how painful a fullbore sneeze can be. The first time. For the compliment. The commission will be nice, too."Thule chuckled, "Is it really in that order?"Helene nodded, "Yes. I don't think you realize how much people seek your approval." It's... very strange," admitted Thule. "I don't really feel qualified to approve or disapprove of much of anything. You've all got a ton more experience than I do. I'm just playing it by ear half the time." A ton?" asked Helene, sounding indignant. "Just how old do you think I am?" Not so old that you can't pass.