"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."This one is compliments of Chuck...A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his... crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is. If. “I… I want to be that younger girl.” She says as fast as possible. He slows down the truck for a light that’s turning red and says “Repeat that. I don’t think I heard you correct.” “I want to be that younger girl. I want you to be the guy I have a relationship with. You don’t have a girlfriend, and I know you’re lonely. And I’m not dating anyone either. So, I figure I can kill two birds with one stone… Plus I’m an adult. I know what I’m doing.”He stares at her trying to process what she said.. More importantly, he knows how to make me feel wanted.Rick is warm and caring, and a massive flirt! All my girlfriends love him, and I'm sure a few want him in bed. It's so hard to resist his charm and those amazing green eyes of his. Rick has always had a rock hard six foot five body and works hard to maintain it, and when his arms are around me I feel safe. I think his arms are as big as my legs. Together we take the world on. Being a woman I do my best to stay toned, and yes, I flirt too. I. Fir vo mere kapde utarne lage to main unka virodh kar rahi aur uthke bhaagne lagi to uth nahi saki aur vapas bed par gir gayi. Maine socha aaj to fass gyi lagta hai aj to gyi kaam se mai. Maine apne aap ko thoda sa dheela choda aur vo mere kapde utarne lage unhone mera top aur jeans dono utar diye. Ab main unke saamhne sirf bra aur underwear me thi fir meri bra utar di aur mere mamme dubane lage. Maine rona shuru kar diya par unke dimag par to hawas sawaar thi aur vo kaha sun’ne vaale the. Arun.