I finally had some time to myself. On a Wednesday, my afternoon classes were cancelled and I found myself with a window of free time. I immediately te...xted Mom,"Afternoon classes cancelled. Got the coffee pot on?"She replied immediately, "It's hot and ready." Whew. She could sure say a lot in an innocent text. "Hot and ready." Good Lord, I hoped so.When I got there she was not waiting for me at the back door, so I let myself in and called for her. "Mom?" Be right there," she shouted from. "Next May?"But I can go to parties and group activities," she blurted out. "Please say you're not mad." I'm not mad, but won't your mom be when she finds out the truth?" She's not going to find out. I wanted to go out with the cutest boy in ninth grade and now I have. We can be each other's dates for parties and at the movies. Things like that. What do you think?" I think you're crazy is what I think," Scott told her. Her refrain had sounded terribly familiar. "So your plan is that we'll just. China.As was usual he ate a bowl of custom cereal which he mixed himself. It was a blend of cheap cereals bought at the dollar store. The kitchen cabinet that served as his pantry was filled with many food items from that particular store.Since it was the weekend he would be making a list and going to both the dollar store and the grocery section of the Walmart later that day. Between the two he could find all he needed. The two cheapest places in town were still way too expensive in his. She had started researching ways for us to get married. She was in a toss up between legally getting married as mother and son, getting married using fake identities, or moving to a different town and claiming to be married. The legal aspects were tricky, as it seemed to be practically impossible to get married as mother and son in any town really. She didnt want to forge an identity for me or herself. So the most plausible option would be claiming. Yet claiming wasnt the same as having her.