A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!”She l...ooked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick! Bring me another beer! It’s gonna start!”This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, “Quickly! Another beer! It’s gonna start any second!””That’s it!” She blows her top. “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass. Jill had a splitting headache. She felt the side of her face and there it was, the stinging cut that Angela had given her. Jill got up and went to the kitchen. Owen was sitting down at the table reading the newspaper. ‘Dad?…’ Jill asked without trying to cry. Owen looked up from the newspaper and looked at Jill’s red eyes. ‘What is it, my little angel?’ He said nicely. ‘Do…you…guys hate…me?’ Jill said as she sobbed. ‘No! Of course not sweetie! Listen…we love you very much but alcohol is a big. Through chatting with this lovely couple, she knew to address them as Master M and Mistress V. As she walked into the bar, it was quite empty, so she ordered a vodka and coke from the young bartender before taking a seat in a corner booth table at the back of the bar.She recognised Master and Mistress as they walked into the bar, his arm around her, them both smiling while chatting. She watched as they approached the bar, getting drinks for themselves, before turning to scan the bar. Their eyes. .. there should have been more cars. The party was going to start at eight and he was a little early but no problem... he could help set up. "Vic.. come on in! You're early!" came a voice from the open door as he stepped from his car and slammed the driver’s door shut. He looked up and there was Wendy, beaming back at him at the home's front entrance. Wendy.... or Mrs. K as she was called by the local college students, had her head cocked to one side from around the door and was greeting him.