’Me: ‘Okay, I’ll have a beer.’Bartender: ‘We have Molson’s Canadian on tap.’Me: ‘Sure. How much is that?’Bartender: ‘$8.00.’Me: ...‘Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?’Bartender: ‘ “youneedtobuyadrinkfirst”; No spaces and all lowercase.’----Prince Harry’s Bachelor Party - Quote of the DayIt’s really weird stuffing money into a stripper’s G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.”Compliments of technomage‎Unitarian Universalist jokesQ: What do you get when. I still feel a bit guilty about teasing you like I did. Anyway, we started to get closer--and it happened very quickly." I remember."I smiled. "I realized that you felt that you were getting closer to me, too. That's when I asked myself where I intended this relationship would go."Shirley tensed, waiting again for me to lower the boom."Shirley, have you ever known me to do something unless I was pretty sure what I was doing?" Huh?" Shirley asked, confused. "Um, no." Well, I was never sure about. Annie's mouth is still full of my come and some of it is dripping down her chest and Tina tells her not to swallow what's in her mouth. The next thing I know is I'm watching these two dirty fucks kiss and lick my come off of each other like it was candy. Then the both of them licked all of Tina's come off of me swapping that with each other too. I have never heard noises like the ones they were making while they were making out with all that come. After a few minutes of this Annie goes over to. "I want to make a deal first."Here it comes, thought Mike. "What sort of deal?" be said."I want to know what sort of immunity you can give me." Uh-huh, thought Mike. Another pickpocket or tout trying to bluff his way out of a petty theft charge. Christ, there were so many of them, and they were such a damned waste of time. Well, he thought, I'm here; may as well listen to what the kid's got to say. "I can't offer you immunity from the law," he said. "Only the D.A. can do that."Tim looked at.