The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor and yells “here’s your change then!” The guy looks do...wn at the coins and says: “I’ll have another beer, please.”A weasel walks into a bar.The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”“Pop,” goes the weasel.Many thanks to J & B for the following.Politically Correct Christmas MusicI saw that some radio stations are refusing to play “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” because a. I took out my Colt and laid it where I could grab it at need. While there was a pause in the action, I took the time to reload. I was using paper cartridges, so it took less than a minute to reload four chambers. Then I remembered Pa's admonition to take every advantage that you might have, so I went ahead and loaded the last chamber so that I would have a true six-shooter.I holstered my Starr and added to the load in my Colt. I now had 12 shots, instead of the conventional 10 shots. That might. Somehow, while undressing each other and maintaining a contact of lips, they managed to get to the bedroom and fall onto the queen sized bed in a heap.Robert took charge, pushing her down onto her back while his fingers sought her sex and his mouth sucked her nipple into his mouth. She tasted great and the perfume of her skin was intoxicating.Suzanne wasn’t the type to be submissive though. She had ideas of her own and soon had his cock in her wide mouth while she massaged his balls. She sucked. Realising that this was what was wanted, Lin undid my belt and pulled my pants down while I lifted my shirt up, she then knelt between my legs and performed a masterpiece of sucking and licking until I rather noisily shot my load. I seemed to pump forever and Lin had a job to keep it all in her mouth whilst swallowing it, some dribbles down her chin proved that she was not quite successful. She lifted her head and we both looked at mum who had removed her panties a while back and rubbed.