I have to say that I was a little disappointed that no one was looking at us.At the front of the room were 2 chairs and 2 tables, 1 chair was on one o...f the tables. Then Mr. Johnstone introduced us to the class then continued,“As we have 2 very keen models tonight we are going to concentrate on the vulva. Try to capture every little detail on your canvas. Ladies, half of the room will draw you Charlotte while you perch your posterior on the front edge of the chair on the table with your legs. Lobsters walk straight. Until the crab can walk straight, he’ll never marry my daughter.”The next day, the doors of the throne room burst open and in strode Charlie the crab, he walked straight up to the king, threw a claw around his shoulders and said:“Man, am I pissed!”Thank jmcnally ‎ for this one... Son - “Dad - I want to get into organised crime when I grow up”Father - “That’s nice son - Private or Government?”Some random Thoughts ... from a friend of J & G.Al Gore took Viagra and got. Chalmers, while I was staring into my newly semi-filled fridge trying to decide what I was going to have for dinner."That was fast," I said as I opened the door, but rather than the male figure of Mr. Chalmers that I'd been expecting, it was a small, plump 40-something woman."Oh excuse me, Mr. James," she said in a familiar voice. "I know I shouldn't have dropped in unexpectedly." Not at all ... Mrs. Ibarra?" I ended in a question, though I had little doubt of her identity."Please, its Edwina,". I stood facing Adam in my high heels with my legs spread, my long stockings pulled up by my garters. The triangle of the g-string barely covered my cuntal mound and the Merry Widow flowed up my hips to just above my nipples. “Do you think I look sexy, Adam?” “I’ve never seen anything so sexy in my life, June. I mean it. You’re incredibly hot. But what happened between you and Lois? “You mean my story’s more interesting than me in all this sexy stuff? I’ll just get dressed and tell you the.