”Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman. You live in an 8 bedroom mansion. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari. You get $2...,000 a week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?NOW THAT’S A JEWISH MOTHER!✧ ✧ ✧From dorsetmike‎She says “Why don’t you say you love me anymore?”He replies “I said it once, I’ll let you know if the situation changes.”✧ ✧ ✧This one is from fmwarmac‎So I asked my wife, “Why do you keep buying plants. You now live in the guest room. MY bedroom is reserved for ‘nigger’ cock, any time, day or night., by the way, you’re never going to fuck me again.” Willard sat and wondered why he ever thought his idea would only be for Rachael to accept black people without prejudice. Now she wanted black men sexually. He then heard Rachael say, “I will never give you a divorce, this is pay back for having me rapped, I hate you for what you did.” Rachael thought for a moment and then said, “With your. ”Paul used both hands to part the moist lips of her pussy and expose her clit. Using the tip of his tongue, he teased it. Brenda's whole body shivered at his touch, and a gasp of pure lust escaped her lips. Five minutes of sucking and licking brought Brenda to a shattering orgasm.“Oh fuck Paul, so fucking good, now get that cock up me and make me cum again.”Paul slid up her prone body, his cock slid into her waiting sex-slit balls deep. As his precum mixed with her cunt juice, he felt his cock. “How have you been?” I asked.“OK, I guess. It sucked these last few months because I couldn’t see you or talk to you, and I’ve missed you. How are things at school?”“Straight A’s, and mostly calm. There was some idiocy with the administration about not treating us like adults, but we worked that out. Otherwise, Clarissa and I are still best friends, Jocelyn will start Summer school in a week, and Tasha starts her new job in a week as well. She’s moving on Wednesday.”“Have you been dating?”I.