Matt took the master bedroom and showed me another comfortable room I could use. That first evening Matt took me to a dinner with few clients. It was ...a casual dinner and I could see that the clients trusted my Boss.He managed to convince the clients to give him more projects. After dinner, as those people left, Matt asked me if I was interested in enjoying the city nightlife. I answered I did not mind; so we headed to a nightclub. We ordered some drinks and, by midnight, I was feeling a bit. (I never was, actually)This one is compliments of John A.Heavens to Murgatroyd!Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd? Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really!The other day a not so elderly (65) (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and said “What the heck is a Jalopy?”OMG (new) phrase! He never heard of the word jalopy!! She knew she was old but not that. We started talking, and after a few minutes Lisa ran inside to grab a bottle of wine. So we started drinking as we talked. I really don’t think Lisa was planning anything. She was just being friendly with the neighbor, but the wine and heat from the hot tub evidently went to Amanda’s head a bit, because Amanda dropped her inhibitions and, once the conversation turned to husbands, she started dishing some interesting dirt.“This is going to sound really bad,” said Amanda. “Like I shouldn’t be. Woh god mein uthaake meri chudai karne laga. Aisa lag raha tha jaise main ek choti bachhi hu aur koi mujhe god mein khila raha hai aur meri chudai bhi kar raha hai.Woh kabhi mere lips pe kaatne laga aur kabhi gardan pe. Meri chut ka paani nikal gaya . Usne mujhe fir se bori pe bithaya aur ghodi bana liya. Usi waqt Jaikishan ki bahar se aawaz aa gayi. Lekin woh hadbadaya nahi.Usne mujhe bina aawaz kiye kapde pehnne ko kaha. Aur khud paijama pehn ke bahar chala gaya. Shayad Jaikishan ke aane ke.
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