Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disab...led.Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.This one is compliments of JohnJewish WisdomA female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray,. However, James had other ideas and insisted on taking me for a beer at the pub just down the street. So he texted Clarissa, "We're going for a beer and will be home a little later." Okay, I'll be in Sam's pool relaxing and getting some sun. Have fun!" was Clarissa's reply.James and I found a table, and he ordered a pitcher of beer. I added some wings to the order since hunger was creeping up. We talked about the local sports teams for a while and watched a little of some game while we worked on. I saw the posters today and I was going to try to get tickets tomorrow. Of course I’d pay to hear you sing. You’re very good. All those hits you’ve had indicate that you’ve got a lot of talent, and you’re very popular with the female fans. ‘Really? Me? I’ll have to check with my agency, but if they say it’s okay, I’d be glad to sing with you. Want to do the same two songs we did last time? ‘Glory of Love’? I guess we could. Thursday night will work because I’m leaving early Friday morning for. He knows all about you and me and he asked me to come over here to invite you..." Invite me? To what?" I asked him coyly even though we both knew what the invitation was all about."Invite you to have some fun with the two of us. You know what kind of fun I mean. You met J a few times so you know he's totally hot. I'll also tell you that he has a dick almost exactly as long as mine."...Of course I knew how long Mr. D's dick was....and now he's inviting me to take on two of those black monster.