Our punishment was to be stripped of our corporeal existence, to exist forever as spirits, dependant on hosts of flesh and blood for our carnal pleasu...re.You’d think that after a few thousand years, a Sarxite would have seen it all and done it all, that it would all be a bit stale, but every host is different; besides, what else are we to do for eternity but pursue pleasure, just as we did as mortals? The advantage is that you can experiment to your heart’s content; the disadvantage is that when. . um, contractor. It was his job to make sure his ... client got what he was paying for.”“A special movie for ... What?” Jake surmised. “A training film or something? Ancient Greek battle?”Béla frowned, definitely not interested in telling him. The previous owner and his cameraman, along with two actresses who had been executed during the production of that ‘artistic’ film were buried under the floorboards Jake was standing on.Béla remembered quite vividly. Her boyfriend, rightly nicknamed ‘the. With a shrug, Aaron begins to strip as well. “We don’t have to get bare ass, we’ll just strip down to our underwear. We’ll be sitting on the sofa, so nobody’ll notice,” J.J. explains to his cousin as Steve goes back upstairs. Presently, both cousins are stripped down to their briefs, socks and backwards baseball caps. They sit back down on the sofa, taking up their game controllers again, unpleasantly aware of the suspiciously wet substance that seems to be splattered all over the sofa… “Oh,. Need something more acceptable.”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I.