.. with powder and paint ‘Cos it makes you look ... like what you ain’tOh you’ll never get to Heaven ... in a strapless gown ‘Cos a strapless ...gown ... might fall right down”There were many more verses than I’ve listed here. Eventually, Fred strummed a final chord, and rested the guitar.Once we had got our own breath back, we praised him, asking him how the heck he remembered quite so many of the verses.“Partly practice, partly having that sort of memory, and partly cheating - why do you think I. You've always been dying to go to the beach. Perhaps this year is the year that you finally head off to Maui like you promised yourself. You can almost taste the salty air, and smell the suntan lotion on hot beach babes. A brief fantasy fills your head involving two hot gals sitting next to each other, wearing teeny tiny thong bathing suits, touching each other softly as they beckon towards you....As your mind contemplates the possibilities, you notice your boss near the exit. Denise is a tall. People would also describe her feet as the facehuggers as they were big and meaty. She asked how smelly I wanted them. Being over confident and cocky, I requested as absolutely stinky as she could. She was more than happy to oblige. Bearing in mind I’ve sniffed some pretty funky smelling feet in the past but I had no idea what I got myself into this time. The day finally rolled round and my long journey to London began. A mixture of excitement and nerves hit me as I was not sure what to expect.. ”“But apparently her new friend is too controlling, she’s going to tell her it’s over.”“Well come on then, we need to go shopping.”“I told her about us you know,” she said as we headed for town in my car.“What did she say?”“I don’t think she believed me.”“She will,” I laughed. “Trust me, mum, she will.”Mum was wearing a little blue skirt and jacket over a crisp white blouse open to show a hint of cleavage. Seamed stockings and a tiny blue thong completed her outfit, and she looked stunning.“I’m.