It was 3 o' clock on a random Wednesday afternoon, but this wasn't just any old Wednesday, this was "fuck me hard" Wednesday. The cool metal of the ke...y slid into the lock, much like he was looking forward to sliding into the warm creases of Heather. He dropped his key on the kitchen counter and was enveloped by the sweet smells of her: the soup cooking in the crockpot, the musky aroma of a candle she burned from the night prior, a slight hint of her perfume sprayed that morning. He fantasized. They were having a marshmallow roast later, after the sun goes down. In the meantime, they had organized some fun and games, like badminton and volleyball, and even beach bingo.Grace and Catherine came and stood beside my chair."It's time, Michael," Catherine said."Yeah. I'm looking forward to meeting your new ladies," Grace teased.I took a deep breath and sighed. I wasn't sure at all about this. "Helping people can sure be tough on a guy!" I said out loud to no one in particular."But you're. "Simone, I am FF123, but you may address me as master, I am going to turnyou into a woman......more to the point....a sexy cocksucking slutdesigned for my pleasure only. I will train you how to be this creaturefor me......you will live as a woman from now on, I will change your bodyand your mind until you are totally mine."I started to protest, and he slapped me hard across the face, smearing myslutty red lipstick. "You see Simone, you have no choice, nobody will be able to find you.Right now I. He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ - He is ‘OVERLY CAUCASIAN.’3 ... He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ - He ‘INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’4. He is not ‘BALDING’ - He is in ‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’5. He does not act like a’TOTAL ASS’- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’(Loved this one!)6. It’s not his’CRACK’you see hanging out of his pants - It’s ‘TROUSER CLEAVAGE.’This is likely a repeat but it is worth a re-read“As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs.