It could be a while before your own familiar seek you out, given that it is still young.”It was at this moment that Frank decided to butt in our con...versation, which I was grateful for. “Okay, if you two don’t mind, could you tell what in Luna’s name is going on? You didn’t make a stellar effort in explaining things to us. And what’s this about you getting a familiar?”Emma wisely decided that it would be better for her to proceed with the explanation. She explained to them all about familiars.. And before you ask another ignorant question, it stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Queer and serves as a celebration of that lifestyle."She certainly had my attention now. "So lesbians get top billing?" I asked proudly. "Are you a lesbian?" I continued with crossed fingers."Yes I am and don't oppress me," she ranted before hopping on a red, plastic crate, pointing at me before screaming to the celebrants, "Oppressor here! She's a homophobic oppressor!" I chose to flee rather. " Sorry, darling. Do you really want to hear about that?" Yes, sure. God, I'm so hot right now I'd just love to SEE anybodysucking on you're nipples, but especially another woman. Did youreally like it?" Yes, Bobby, I really liked it. Well, maybe not so much at firstbecause I was scared. I mean, scared about having sex with anotherwoman. You know, the first time?" Uh huh. Mom, are you a lesbian?"Norma was taken aback by both the question and the seriousness ofher son's voice as he asked it and. She had me brush out the wig and take care of my makeup, andonce again--under duress, believe me--I slipped on those fucking heels.Meanwhile she swapped Wendy's soccer-mom clothes for something moreprofessional, slipping back into the outfit of K, secret agent. Sheseemed strangely nervous and fidgety as she made the finishing touches toboth our 'costumes'--again, I found myself wondering how authentic thecool, severe appearance of my protector truly was. On the other hand,there was no denying.