The fact that you traveled here means a great deal to me. You’re clean-shaven, and wearing a dress shirt tucked into khakis that make your 50 someth...ing year old ass look wonderful and tight. The smile you’re sporting is the smile that I crave that makes me feel like I am the only person in the world. You take off your shoes as you come in, and I find this as a sign of your respect toward and comfort with me. I already have dinner cooking and am about a glass of wine in already. I offer you. Due to the sudden change in scenery, I had to change school. This didn't bother me one bit, and it even made life quite a considerable amount easier. I no longer had any pesky bullies teasing me about being short or weak. Granted, I was pretty short... and weak for that matter. That didn't change with time either. It seemed that I had drawn the short straw when it came to genetics. I could never blame my parents though, because they were both pretty athletic.Now being 19 and a drop-out, I had. ” The other guard stepped forward.“How did you earn this emblem on your hat?” he demanded.“I served a company of knights on the road to Zannopolis,” Steven said. “They told me this would guarantee me safe passage through Byzatica.”“And so it should have,” said the guard. “How did you come to be in the stable of that unscrupulous innkeeper?”“I was preparing to leave in the morning. Yesterday I purchased a horse from Ibin Arriaga. I am a dragonslayer and journey to find the dragon along the river. ”“Do you think I’m sexy?”“Yes.”“Say it.”“I think you’re sexy.”God I loved hearing that.“Would you tell me if you thought Mom was sexy?”“Yes.”“Do you think Mom is sexy?”“No.”Lucy’s brain seemed to equate ‘being attracted to someone’ and ‘that person being sexy’. I briefly toyed with the idea of finding a loophole, but that would be dissatisfying even if it succeeded. I didn’t want to trick her into admitting an attraction ... I wanted her to be attracted.“Are you attracted to me?”“Yes.”She.