So Jean I said what did you have in mind? She said when I asked how often did you "pleasure" yourself you told me you every weekend so I thought it w...ould be nice to do it here while I watch if you don't mind that is. I said doing it here would be great and I'd love you to watch me. She smiled and said good because I really enjoy watching you. We finished our cigarettes and I said right I suppose these clothes will be coming off then. Jean said oh definitely. I pulled my t shirt up over my head. As you recite the punchline, you dismount the unicycle and catch all four fish."And the trout said: 'that was the strangest worm I ever tried to eat!' "The room ROARS! A far cry from the lukewarm reception you received at first. This was a testimony to your natural abilities, and your charisma, as much as something you had to prove to your late teacher. Yes, your predecessor and mentor was quite well loved, even into his old age. He was always performing magic tricks and acrobatics to the. He was stuck like thisforever?Jane laid a hand on one of his breasts. "And this is? We're going tohave to face it, we're on our own."Tom looked absolutely lost and tears started to appear. "How can I livelike this?!"Jane gently pulled his head against her large bosom. "It'll be alright,"she said as she stroked his hair. "The worst comes to the worst we canfind a discrete cosmetic surgeon.With her free hand she undid one of the buttons of Tom's heavy coat. Shefound one of his many nipples and it. Expect nothing, and you’ll never be disappointed. She lived by that mantra; she chanted it on her long runs, runs where she welcomed the pain in her muscles, embraced the cold, icy winds sweeping hard along the unforgiving moorland around her. It made her forget him. For a short while at least. Car headlights glimmered as they made their way down the road where she was still parked, pulling her from her reverie. The screen was clear and the air warm. She shrugged her coat off and folded it.