In any case, he's in the small conference room and he's waiting for you." Okay. Now?" Now."I went to the small conference room and met with the detect...ive. Thirty-five minutes later he was done with me. I told him about Todd but he believed, based on what we'd told him, it was Wayne but there would be no way to prove it. In any case, he'd check up on Todd. He's also going to find and question Wayne. After that he'll submit his report, it'll be in addition to the patrol officer's report. After. Yes, I said pee on the floor. The first time she did it, I thought it was funny. We had been out and had a few drinks. We came home, fairly uneventful. This was in the early days, while still in Japan. I didn’t know what to expect, so she was “happy,” is what I thought. We got home, closed the door and “pow.” She was hammered. I had to carry her, dead weight, to bed and get her undressed.No sooner had I got her in the bed that she declared, “Oshiko-shtai!” [I need to pee!]. She got out of bed,. The girl's just the same.To be honest, though, I rather like it. Times are different, and they look so innocent. Why shouldn't they clasp each other's bottoms if it makes them happy? I love to see them walking off down the street, carefree, belonging to each other. Like I say, Love's Young Dream. Come to think of it, I'd let a girl like that hold my bottom any day. Of course, you have to call them asses these days, don't you?They're students at the university, where I was Professor till I. All the property and bonds are in my name. I took the time to create a will for myself.”“Is there something you’re not telling me, Lambert?” mom asked putting her arms around him.“No, I’m not dying,” he chuckled. I saw mom with a tear falling.The five of us all laughed.“What does this all mean?” Sally asked.“As my lawyer put it, I am worth more dead than alive,” he said, thinking that was funny. “A trust has been created. All the homes, including this one and the bank account the money is in.