I was too drunk to care. And so I went back with him to his place, after waving to Donna. She waved back. He chatted me up – which was easy, he told... me that he wanted to fuck me. I thought that was a great idea! And it was! Stripper He sneaked me into his house and into the living room. I put my bag on the floor as he sat down on the sofa and patted it for me to join him. I grinned a drunken grin and said hey I know, what this! I slid my straps off my shoulders and danced moving my hips. My. Golemswere created to fight wars for the demons and do manual labor like farmwork, tending to house work, and on and on..."My parents were a special unit of golems that were made to research newmagic to use in the war, and so their status was that above other golemsnormally deemed as tools. However, I wasn't technically their child. Iwas born a demon in the household that hosted my parent's laboratory. Mybiological mother died due to complications in child birth and mybiological. She could pull a long hill with any guy twice her size.She lurched upright, and left the kitchen. I pulled myself to my feet, and dragged my weary ass into her living room. The only ambition, at the moment, was to flop on her couch, and close my eyes. The ride and a late finishing party the night before had about done me in.I heard her bare feet shuffling so opened one eye, barely. She stood over me, a skinny joint stuck between pursed lips. Her crotch at eye level, I contemplated her pubic. ” “Well, if I had to sit through a Rotarians meeting for three or four hours, I’d probably think making duck noises and setting beards on fire was funny too.” Dave and Phyllis watched us in a bit of bewilderment as we did our teasing best to bewilder them, and then Phyllis said, “So anyway, Sloan said something about him and Mencken.” Sandra replied, “That sounds like something a freshman would dream up who doesn’t know much about the twenties.” I replied, “Yeah, they were both iconoclasts.