The dispirited local populace watched from a distance as the Danubians burned four screaming captured priests and their women danced naked around the ...huge bonfire. The invaders spent the next day passing out loaves of bread and dried river fish to hundreds of starving bystanders, feeding them to mock the story out of the Christian New Testament. An officer who spoke the Kingdom of the Moon’s language shouted:“The Roman God and his executed son cannot feed you, so it was our Path in Life to give. One night I found Hillary masturbating on the bed and I felt upset, not that she masturbated but that she may have been doing it as I wasn’t satisfying her. The day after I spoke to my gay friend in work Julian and told him that I and Hillary were having a rough patch, I didn’t tell him the full details of catching her masturbate but just we were having problems. His advice was to go home and talk compliment her and to get her a gift, in my mind I thought I’ll just go home and kiss her ass. I put on my straw hat and shades and jumped into the BMW 4x4. I loved driving the BMW and seeing my thin arms and long, French manicured, fingers clutching the steering wheel with silver rings and bangles jingling. I loved the way the seat belt fitted snugly between my breasts, exaggerating their large roundness. I spent the morning shopping and bought some local made lace dresses and silver jewellery. The local guys were always over the top in their treatment of me and I was regularly having. And what an effect, at 13 you had 16 year old girls swooning over you. What a stud… I remember the fight you had with your brother Bradley before he left for Desert Storm. Our country only shipped out what, a few hundred? He was one of the ‘lucky’ ones as our Prime Minister so quaintly put it. I wonder if that son of a bitch would’ve said that had his own child been going too… We were playing Nintendo that day, Primal Rage from memory, I was the ape guy and you were the Raptor, I was kicking.