Uh..."There was a moment of stillness until everybody figured out what she meant, then they were all laughing. Helen, whose face turned even redder th...an it usually was when she was embarrassed, said, "No, we got up early, and I sat in the hot tub for almost an hour. And I've done the other as well," she finished.After a moment, Jeff interjected. "Well, I'm famished. What say we adjourn to Winter Park and get a big breakfast?" Oh, you're famished are you?" Margaret teased. That started the. "I've totally stopped giving a crap about him. I realized that as we were getting our hair done. I still planned to do it until we sat down for dinner. Then I understood that I really don't care what he thinks. I'm ... I'm happier about things and that's all that counts." True," Regan said with a soft smile."Do you have anyone like that?" Ruth wondered."Like what?" Regan wondered."You know, someone from last year or when you were in New York that ignored you or treated you like shit and you. .. Yes. And I agreed." You did?" Don't you dare start that again!" she warned me, not that I had the slightest idea what she was talking about now either."No, dear, I wont." Good. Yes. We have agreed that Mondays and Thursdays are the days that you can... service her." They are? I can?" Yes. I don't want this to interfere with our sex-life." Of course not, dear." So every Monday and Thursday Beth will come over after dinner and stay till nine o'clock. That will give you plenty of time making. "Yeah right, man! And other fantasies... !" Will you stop pestering the poor guy, and come over here and wait on me?" a vibrant little feminine voice, standing at my elbow, demanded."Don't mind him, Sir. He's just being his usual obnoxious self," she laughed. "He must have forgotten to take his anti-jerk pills this morning."A few moments later, I found myself in the checkout line directly behind the cute smart mouthed girl who had just read the Deli clerk the riot act on my behalf.She had.
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