Sam and his wife, June, came over and we had a cookout. Their daughter, Jill, had just gotten home from her sophomore year at Penn State and she came ...with them.Jill and I had always been close, so we had a lot to talk about. The fact that she was a computer science major also helped. Jill is a pretty, petite blond. It always made my heart soar just to look at her. "So, what are you going to be doing on this new job of yours?" she asked."Programming, of course. I really don't know what I'm going. I was hesitant at first but she told me she would show us her tits if I got naked again. Of course I did and stood there naked. She revealed her cute boobs and told me to get on my knees. She said that since I had such a small dick, the only thing I was good for was my ass and my mouth. The male inmate pulled out his cock and moved it near my mouth. I had never thought of being with a man, but I found myself very aroused and I started to stroke it with my hand. His cock grew bigger and bigger.. 3. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup: Won Ton.4. The time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement: Bananosecond.5. Weight a televangelist carries with god: A Billigraham.6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knotforlong.7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer: 1 Lite Year.8. Half a large intestine: 1 semicolan.9. 1,000,000 aches: A megahurts.10. Basic usint of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower.11. The shortest distance between 2 jokes: A straightline.12. 2000. That's what family is for."All the time we were talking, if that's what we were doing, and not fighting like usual, I was getting a pretty good gander at Ruby's breasts and lower stomach. They weren't as big as Mary's, but still fair-sized. And they had a different shape, rounder with puffier nipples with more of a light beige hue to them. They alternated between shrunken and wrinkled, and relaxed and, well, huge discs on the fronts of her mounds.Her stomach was flat, made that way from all the.