Before going she had demanded that Bella and I would not marry until she was back and could attend the wedding, "with my new tits!" We had decided to ...get married at the Registry Office in Braintree. Neither of us was particularly religious and with deference to Andy, it may have been embarrassing for him as he couldn't have walked Bella down the aisle. So it was when Tina returned from her operation our wedding was a double celebration. The reception was at 'Bon Vivant' where Tina gave me a. She certainly was not moving, eyes closed, but I heard the occasional moan so I knew she was alive.“Let’s get her inside and stripped,” one said. “I want to do her at least twice before the sun goes down and we have to take her back and dump her.”“Yeah, good plan,” agreed the other one. “We won’t even wait for Bill to get back.” He guffawed and started to unlace the straps that held the girl to the litter.I had just started to process the fact that there was another man out there, Bill, when. And that’s not true -- it’s not -- I’ve never seen a UFO, and second cousins don’t count.A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?”The husband looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like -- Mr. Plumber?”A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor. “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”“What do I look like -- Mr.. I was even more convinced when she turned me round and pulled my hips back and continued fucking me, harder, from behind. SaturdayI first met Faye Millerton at the VIP lounge at the airport. I carried a revolver in a holster under my left armpit and hidden by my pale grey leather jacket. I also had a small automatic in an ankle holster on my right leg, concealed by black, tailored trousers. I’d travelled to the airport with Steph who was in a dark blue suit and, I suspected, was armed.