She had one to many. As soon as she closed the bathroom door I told "Dave' to get in the closet. Without missing a beat he got into our closet and was... even brave enough to leave the door cracked so he could see into the room easy. The shower shuts off and in walks my wife in tiny terry cloth shorts and a white string tank top, ready for bed. Very drunk, I don't say anything I walk over a take her by the hand. I walk her over and lay her face down on the bed. I whisper in her ear. "Your about to. I dress in my hotel room at night when i travel. I sometimes entertain in my room. Sometimes I get very bold and wander out to the soda machine dressed sexily. Its about as bold as I ever get. I am quite tall and do not pass in public. But i am very smoooth and try very hard to look fem.Anyway, very recently i wandered into the hotel halls about 3 am at a business hotel I was staying in outside of Indianapolis. The soda machine was at the end of the hallway. I looked up and down and when i. Evidently it had originally been a “milk train” and had passed right alongside the barn so grandpa could load the milk cans onto special flatcars. The days of milk trains are long gone, but the track was now a regular main line and heavy freight and coal trains rumbled by many times each day. The house would vibrate slightly as they passed and the chandelier in the dining room would sway just a little from side to side. It took me several years to realize that grandma didn’t have some sixth. She screamed and slammed the phone down quickly covering herself up as Clive mumbled something about coming back for his wallet. She said she could have died on the spot and the more Clive apologised the worse she felt. She was about to get up and leave when Clive said "Sit down and carry on, i want to watch you" She was totally shocked and refused point blank but Clive asked her again and this time he was massaging a huge bulge in the front of his trousers. She sat back down and Clive asked.