You be there at 1pm. If you don’t show, I call mom and tell her about today.?And without another word, she handed me the keys to the truck, and left.... The computer map showed Steve lived nearly forty-five minutes away. I understood Alecia had been seeing him off and on for nearly two years but I had yet to meet him. She always went to his place rather than him come to her.I arrived at Steve’s promptly at 1pm but didn’t see Alecia’s car. I knocked on the front door of the ranch style home. Steve. .." Isn't that funny? It was all about you, once again. Oh, you should have seen it. When I tried to explain how special this woman was... And when I had to say this woman had a penis... What a magic moment."He wasn't even angry anymore.“Dad yelled shit at me, slapping my face, pushing me. 'Did you forget how to be a man?' Father of the year. And my mom... Oh, Mom. She kept screaming at me to stay away, brandishing the Holy Cross like I was a fucking demon. She also opened all of her bottles of. The fact that I had not been around so much made that Monday afternoon a bit awkward for us both. Since I did have one more work-related task to finish, I was sitting at the kitchen table with the work laptop when Charlotte came to the back door. I think she actually forgot that I would be there, because I heard her talking loudly on her cell phone as she came up the steps and crossed the porch, barely missing a beat as she opened the screen door and slid her key into the lock. Her first sight. "Because of what you want to do," I prompted."Yes. Actually, we've already done it once ... at Vlad's."I thought back to all the things we'd done at Vlad's. We'd done all of them at home already. Except, as it turned out, one thing I hadn't thought about.She crawled up on top of me and then moved on over to my right side. I didn't understand, because while it was delightful to have her wiggle across my body, she ended up in basically the same position as she had been. But she got me to turn.