No, it's not her well-publicised flirtations with bisexuality (after all, she spends a lot of time with budding young fans who'd do anything to get cl...ose to their hero), nor is it the fact that her career is based on her skill at the ancient art of fellatio. No, Britney's secret is much more intimate, and has been with her since she was a blossoming pre-teen herself.Give up? Well, it's this: the Princess of Pop is an anal fuck-toy.It started back in the trailer park. Britney, desperate to. I slowly licked up his shaft, enjoying the taste as my own clitty ached to be freed. I wanted to rip off my own panties and stroke myself to dehydration by orgasm, but needed to hold on a little longer in case this guy was just like my old roommate. Once I had finally reached the head, I just looked at it in amazement for a second, taking into how wonderful it looked and how my head was swimming from his powerful aroma. His tip began to ooze his nectar from his tender tip as I slowly touched. That man fell to Nimue's blade. After that it was a free for all. Nimue fought to my left and Dork fought on my right. Those with bows stepped back and picked off anyone outside our reach who wasn't engaged with any of the rest of our fighting force. In seconds we had the unknown attackers overpowered and overwhelmed. Those who didn't die to our sword strokes or by the bite of an arrow quickly threw down their weapons and surrendered.Once we had everyone tied up and secured and we were able to. The couple asked “How do we know Rev is a Baptist dog?”The breeder said; “Rev! Go get a Bible!” and off the dog ran to a shelf and grabbed a King James Bible and returned with it in his mouth.“Any dog can be trained to fetch a book,” the couple stated.The breeder smiled. “Rev, Open that bible to Luke 4-11, please.” And wonder of wonders, the dog did just that. He opened the Bible and found the passage, his paw at the first line.The couple purchased the dog.Upon bringing Rev home, the couple.