The last straw was when she reached for the drapes to wipe her hands clean. "Dammit, woman, getcher filthy paws offa my Muppets curtains!" I threw ope...n the hall doorway, propelled her through it, and hurled her backpack, shitkicker boots, leather pants and motorcycle jacket in the general direction of her retreating ass.I guess that just wasn't destined to work out, but at least I had a good story to tell my buddies on the train to work. . Our dorm had a suite at either end, three guys instead of two, but a separate bathroom. You had to be a big man to get a suite, an upperclassman for one thing, but even then it helped to know people. Or to have Jake's bright white smile and easy confidence.I knew the other two guys, from around the dorm. Seth was the stoner, or at least, that's how he looked, with his scruff of blond chin fuzz and slight build, a permanent gangster sneer that looked pretty out of place on a white suburban. " "You shouldn't have worn those spiked 5 inch heels babe." "Fuck you Mike! I gotta look good,I see the men peepin out my tight black fuckem dress and nice thick legs." "You do look delicious baby." They went to the bar to get some cocktails and headed to the back of the club. There in the back was this sexy Latin babe. She had honey brown hair and her fucking knockers were like BAM! She was alone and that was hard to believe within itself. "DO YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN ME!" she shouts. The music. " I wish it had only been a dream." Patty put her hand on her head."Geez, Mom! It's not like I haven't had sex before." Don't remind me. Now, answer the question." Um." Randi said. "I remember being thirsty, so I got up and went to get some water from the bathroom. When I was coming back, I thought I heard something happening in the guest room, and then I started feeling really good. I swear, the next thing I remember is being in bed with Eric." She was a surprise visitor. At first I thought I.