'3) KETCHUPA woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answe...r the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'4) MORE NUDITYA little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,. " She crossed her arms. "It's alittle confusing."Chastity snorted. "Ya think?"Linda rolled her eyes. "Our mutual benefactor insists." She motionedaround. "I have a SWID again. I expect it'll get some use." She bit herlip. "Um. Don't be a hero. Don't try to save me. I won't try to saveyou." Is that how you raised me?" No. But this is special. He'll use us, one against the other."Chastity crossed her arms. "He's already doing that." It'll get worse." Ayuh. You think it's coincidence that I'm here. “Thanks Tommy, see you in 8 hours.” I replied back. “No problem sweet-heart. You have any trouble up there you just give ski patrol a shout.” “Rodger Dodger!” Another wide smile came to my face. There was no wind but some snow was lightly falling from the sky, making it a perfect day. Unlike yesterday which was rather cold and windy. Yesterday there had been a bikini snowboarding contest that I had participated in, I wasn’t in my element cause I’m more of a park boarder than a downhill boarder;. Stopping to pick up last night’s dinner had Ed thinking about what if any project he wanted to accomplish today. In eating his lunch at his townhome his thought was maybe he should just go to the Legion and have a few beers. His thought then change to the package of pills the Doctor had given him. He opened the package and counted the sixteen pills. He wondered if they worked as advertised as there were mixed reports of their effectiveness on the web. He doubted they would give him a four-hour.