“I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it.”This one is compliments of alfclif7The preacher is having supper w...ith little Johnnie and his family.Johnnie looking out the window hollers, “There’s a fucking lion out there!”His dad looks and sees a big dog.“Johnnie you go to room your and ask God for forgiveness.”Johnnie is back very quickly.“Did you get forgiven?”“Yes Sir, He said it was OK. When he first saw it He thought it was a lion too.”This one is. H... to have been cheaply off, if I had not pushed my revenge farther, and repaid him, as exactly as could for the soul of me, in the same coin.Nor was this worthy act of justice long delayed: I had it too much at heart. Mr. H... had, about a fortnight before, taken into his service a tenant’s son, just come out the country, a very handsome young lad, scarce turned of nineteen, fresh as a rose, well sharped and clear limbed: in short, a very good excuse for any woman’s liking, even though. "You getembarrassed by the strangest things, Jason. Lets get out of here, I wannasee this new you." Jason looked puzzled. "How exactly do I do that?" You close your eyes, and then you open your eyes."Jason blinked at her, slowly."No you twit. Close your eyes here, then open your REAL eyes."Jason blinked at her, then closed his eyes again, and concentrated onopening his real eyes. It was hard. It was like he was opening a doorthat has a weight pressed down against it. But once it worked, it. Sam shared how his friends shared their sympathy. Awkwardly. But they at least tried.“I’ll wash, you dry. And I don’t want to get this nice apron wet. Do you mind if I take it off?”He answered with a smile. Taking his shirt off he said, “No reason this should get wet either.”Both our garments hung over a single kitchen chair. Good. Hand dish wash was easy. Cleaned items went from dish drainer to cupboard as fast as I washed. All the time I was thinking hard (and getting a little worried) about.